A question about lag jumping.

Adept · Post by **Adept** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:01 am

Sorry about that, I'm a suspicious character. Too much roleplaying or something.

I suppose sakuda just likes to write in reverse Yoda-logic. Carry on.

PS. If it was a serious question, it contained it's own ansver. Don't start downloads, or do other silly stuff like that when playing Allegiance.

Sgt.Pepper · Post by **Sgt.Pepper** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:27 pm

DM: You meet an old hermit dressed in rags on an untrodden road. What do you do?
Player(Adept): I killl him!
DM: Err, why? He doesn't look threating.
Player(Adept): Yeah, but we cannot be sure. He might be a powerful wizard about to cast a mind control spell, turning us into his slaves and ordering us to accomplish unspeakable evil deeds. No, wait! I'm absolutely sure he's really the Red Dragon of Doom we're looking for, only in disguise. You can tell by that piece of red cloth sticking out his pocket. Haha, he is unmasked! I hit him in the face with my Great Axe +3.
DM: Congratulations, you just rolled a natural 20 and obliterated the plot character that was going to offer you the campaign quest.
Player(Adept): LIES!

CronoDroid · Post by **CronoDroid** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:31 pm

Personally if I'm using bandwidth, the enemy has a much easier time hitting me than I have hitting them even though I'll be jumping everywhere.

Dark_Stalion · Post by **Dark_Stalion** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:46 pm

Keeping in mind all of the above.

Sushi · Post by **Sushi** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:06 pm

Sgt.Pepper wrote:QUOTE (Sgt.Pepper @ Apr 30 2008, 08:27 AM) DM: You meet an old hermit dressed in rags on an untrodden road. What do you do?
Player(Adept): I killl him!
DM: Err, why? He doesn't look threating.
Player(Adept): Yeah, but we cannot be sure. He might be a powerful wizard about to cast a mind control spell, turning us into his slaves and ordering us to accomplish unspeakable evil deeds. No, wait! I'm absolutely sure he's really the Red Dragon of Doom we're looking for, only in disguise. You can tell by that piece of red cloth sticking out his pocket. Haha, he is unmasked! I hit him in the face with my Great Axe +3.
DM: Congratulations, you just rolled a natural 20 and obliterated the plot character that was going to offer you the campaign quest.
Player(Adept): LIES!

You just made my day.

Adept · Post by **Adept** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:32 pm

"I waste him with my crossbow!"

/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> @ Pepper

Geekpoints for getting the reference. /ninja.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ninja:" border="0" alt="ninja.gif" />

Gleipnir · Post by **Gleipnir** » Thu May 01, 2008 4:07 pm

Sgt.Pepper wrote:QUOTE (Sgt.Pepper @ Apr 30 2008, 04:27 AM) DM: You meet an old hermit dressed in rags on an untrodden road. What do you do?
Player(Adept): I killl him!
DM: Err, why? He doesn't look threating.
Player(Adept): Yeah, but we cannot be sure. He might be a powerful wizard about to cast a mind control spell, turning us into his slaves and ordering us to accomplish unspeakable evil deeds. No, wait! I'm absolutely sure he's really the Red Dragon of Doom we're looking for, only in disguise. You can tell by that piece of red cloth sticking out his pocket."
DM: Red cloth? FTW?
Old Man: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

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