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![]() The Beardy Prophet Group: Community Member Posts: 10,331 Joined: 29-September 04 From: Bratislava, Slovakia Squad: Rolling Thunder ![]() |
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![]() ![]() RT: The number of typical responses decreases exponentially as the number of joke options increases. ![]() |
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![]() Group: Member Posts: 25 Joined: 24-July 05 Squad: FTW ![]() |
Got my bomber into the enemy home for the game-winning run on their garr...with only 2 racks of missiles. 1 minute and one very much alive enemy garr later, i left the game to shouts of "BOOT THE F'ING RETARD"
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#43
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![]() Merry-Go-Round ![]() Group: Supporter+ Posts: 4,169 Joined: 24-January 06 From: Within your command center, enacting fatal attacks upon your conscripts Squad: Rolling Thunder ![]() |
Stealth Fighter.
Miner Killing. Perfect lineup, no D, tons of time to wipe out the miner. I hit cloak and start moving, get up to full speed, get JUST into range... and pod myself with extreme fury on the largest asteroid in the sector. I've never heard Raziel and Terralthra laugh so hard. |
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![]() RT Resident Cynic and Skeptic ![]() Group: Supporter+ Posts: 2,135 Joined: 18-November 05 From: San Francisco, CA, USA Squad: Rolling Thunder ![]() |
You're forgetting the funniest part: you had already huntered the shields down and were about 1/4 into the hull of the miner, passing it at full speed, and as you were turning to keep your utl on it, you rammed the He3 rock at full speed.
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#45
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![]() Honk Honk! ![]() Group: Supporter+ Posts: 4,676 Joined: 29-March 05 From: my pod Squad: Clay_Pigeon ![]() |
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![]() "Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ's power may rest on me." -2 Cor 12:9 "Never know how long I've waited, anticipated your smile pressed against mine." -Running |
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#46
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![]() Avatar of Justice Group: Community Member Posts: 1,736 Joined: 1-March 07 From: The darkest side of the sun Squad: System-X ![]() |
commanding my first game against aarm
buying tech for the other team (yes, this happens some times, not on purpose ofc.@#(!) ramming too hard htts, which end with podded people (sorry muad ![]() |
Classifiable up to Trolleomorphism.
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#47
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Group: Community Member Posts: 3,263 Joined: 25-October 03 From: Greater Ozarks Squad: Xenotech ![]() |
My biggest mistake: Voting Nak into XT
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![]() PK SL Group: Community Member Posts: 1,782 Joined: 28-January 06 Squad: PK! ![]() |
Relying on others to stop bomb runs.
(in pick-up games... its not much of an issue in SGs given all PK are trained in bomber ramming) This post has been edited by Camaro: Jun 25 2007, 06:07 PM |
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![]() Professional non-player. ![]() Group: Supporter+ Posts: 2,784 Joined: 30-July 05 From: NZ Squad: Punch Kittens ![]() |
QUOTE I'm surprised you hung around after that hate-the-newbie pile-on. I'll take that as a compliment ![]() I remembered another one: I was flying with a new hider. Start of a game I get in a scout and head to the nearest aleph, then turn off ap so that my ship wouldn't stop on the other side like it does. Then I turn away from the computer for a moment to do something. Over ts I hear "Oh, hey such-and-such. Quick, get on my team man! ... hang on, I'll see who I can boot to make room for you. hmmmm, guess it'll be Gibblets because he just flew straight into a rock." Turn back to the screen: ++ You have been booted by your commander! ++ ![]() This post has been edited by juckto: Jun 25 2007, 06:16 PM |
![]() Usually though, "skill" is used to covertly mean "match the game exactly to my level of competence." Anyone who is at all worse than me should fail utterly (and humorously!) and anyone better is clearly too caught up in the game and their opinions shouldn't count. |
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![]() SRM ![]() Group: Supporter+ Posts: 650 Joined: 17-July 04 From: San Francisco, CA Squad: Unaffiliated ![]() |
I was a TP2 scout. I flew into an enemy sector. Missiles were still on. There was a scout coming straight on at me. Like, straight on, a dreg scout, I knew I had seconds before it noticed me. It was dropping probes in a line towards the aleph. I unmounted missiles, no room! Crap, I jettisoned the first thing in my cargo, unmounted and thrusted directly up.
The dreg scout picked up one of my unused TP2 probes without ever knowing I gave it to him. I screamed as I saw it all happen on F3. Ty. |
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![]() Group: Supporter+ Posts: 1,017 Joined: 1-July 03 From: Atlanta, GA ![]() |
I believed Valor when he told me that GT Armor Plating HTTs didn't need the station shields to be down.
It was funny. Kinda. |
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![]() Group: Community Member Posts: 89 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Middleton, WI Squad: PK ![]() |
i think one of the biggest mistakes, or at least the funniest was when during a pu game, the first time i was on a map with "dark" sectors, i hopped into an int to chase down a lone bomber headed towards our expansion, most of the team is on a bomb run of their own...i launch from the exp, bomber is ~3k away, i boost with all my might towards the bbr... at 1k from the bbr i smash right into a dark asteroid right as i hit top speed . . .
exp goes boom soon after the second biggest mistake i have done was trying to htt the red door of an ic garr after spending 5 minutes lineing up and getting a distraction bomb run on a techbase organized.... gorram red/green deficiency in my eyes! |
Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are. -- Bertolt Brecht
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![]() ![]() Group: Supporter+ Posts: 126 Joined: 23-April 07 From: San Leandro, California Squad: GB ![]() |
Flying around in F3 with the wrong radar mode, and failing to pick up many pods I could and should of.
Shiny, if you read this, I want to apologize for that. |
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![]() Group: Community Member Posts: 2,102 Joined: 16-August 06 ![]() |
Antistacking as often as I do. It's always a pain in the ass.
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![]() Group: Community Member Posts: 533 Joined: 13-June 06 From: minnesota Squad: Steel Fury ![]() |
here's an old one i remember.
it was way back in 2001 i think. we had one of those AZ saturday night 6 teamer game going on. old zone games if i remember right. mcwarren was our commander. we had set up a tp2 drop and i launched from one of our outer bases. i was the only bomber to launch from that base and as i did a lone htt entered thru the aelph. i turned and docked to get an interceptor. when i launched in the int the htt capped the op. i remember mcwarren screaming WHY DID THAT BOMBER DOCK!!!!!!!!!! i waited 20 seconds for the "you have been booted from your team" screen to come up. it never did. thanks mcwarren ![]() |
Cry,'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war -Julius Ceasar
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![]() I found out what this was! Group: Community Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: 9-December 05 From: Israel Squad: SysX ![]() |
My bad luck with aleph res...
First time not paying attention have thewhole team waiting for me to res the aleph and go through for our bomb run on their tech, I get bored flying twords the aleph and right click... res away. A different time I turret for serb and decide to start shooting all our missles with ff on, i manage a couple abs, then we set up for res, he fires away and so do I. when nothing happens he goes balistic about his dud res. Also when I was a newb being given a HTT, and actually having a run with me. All I knew was you go through the enemy's door. So I get there and bounce and bounce for about two minutes before they manage to kill me, later I found out I didn't shoot EMP at the base plus it was the red door. |
Death's hounds feared me
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![]() ![]() Group: Supporter+ Posts: 429 Joined: 20-October 04 From: Manchester, England Squad: Palidor's Knights ![]() |
Capping an Outpost when Deng was comm just as a HTT appears in our Garr sector. I then proceed to launch to D in an Int instead of my HTT and our Garr gets Capped.
I was ashamed and I think I must have apologised to him a dozen times. |
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![]() ![]() Group: Supporter+ Posts: 2,238 Joined: 5-October 06 From: California Squad: XenoTech ![]() |
Hahahah, the biggest screwup I've made.... I started commanding.
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![]() Group: Community Member Posts: 1,853 Joined: 4-July 03 From: Québec, Canada Squad: Steel Fury ![]() |
Minigun, Booting was off in zone games
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![]() Aggressive Madman Group: Community Member Posts: 1,578 Joined: 10-July 03 From: Port Saint Lucie, Fl Squad: Blackshadow ![]() |
I've had so many I won't even try to list them.
The most entertaining was me being the victim of the first Pookard Maneuver. Cap ship wars. I was piloting a fully turreted Devestator. I line up on Pook's Assault ship. He cloaks and outruns me. I turn around to head back into the fray. Pook uncloaks directly behind me and his turret gunners let me have it while mine are tied up with another target. Boom. Dead Devestator. |
![]() Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. Pain is Temporary. Allegiance is forever. |
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