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Posted by Drizzo, Apr 15 2013, 01:29 AM

"Drunk words are sober thoughts"
What a $#@!in adage. Timeless. 100% accurate. The shortest distance between alright and $#@!ing up at an alarming rate is a straight line with those words tattooed on your forehead. We've all thought of @#(! we'd like to do, of course those thoughts become words when you get a bit of liquid courage in you, and not too long after that those words become actions. Actions birthed from bad ideas that should have been given a double dose of Plan B. When reason and rationale are getting butt$#@!ed raped, alcohol is the smooth silky voice whispering "Don't fight it." Yeah I didn't fight it. Now I'm fairly sure I have something I can fight. With penicillin.

Thank you Jim Beam for momentarily convincing me that $#@!ing a stripper was a good idea.

Drizzout.



Comments

  Xivi, Jun 11 2013, 11:05 AM

So you caught some disease off a stripper? Nice.

  DontHazeMeBro, Aug 5 2013, 06:48 PM

syphilis?

 
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