Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says

djrbk · Post by **djrbk** » Sun May 15, 2011 10:17 pm

On May 6, Mastermind of some of the deadliest attacks on the galactic empire, terrorist, Obi-Wan Kenobi was killed when a group of highly trained stormtroopers known only as "Squad 6" raided his compound. Unfortunately Vader declined to release photographs of Obi-Wan's body due to them being "too gruesome" for the public to see.

Here's the full news: http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05...-is-killed.html

djrbk · Post by **djrbk** » Sun May 15, 2011 10:34 pm

Scroll down to the comments for PURE WIN.

CronoDroid · Post by **CronoDroid** » Sun May 15, 2011 10:48 pm

Classic: QUOTE Sadly, even this victory likely won't satisfy Vader's critics -- they can't stand that he is black.[/quote]

Clever.

SumVeritas · Post by **SumVeritas** » Sun May 15, 2011 10:49 pm

raumvogel · Post by **raumvogel** » Sun May 15, 2011 11:18 pm

I personally am embarrassed by the way people are celebrating the death of another being!

Vortrog · Post by **Vortrog** » Sun May 15, 2011 11:42 pm

He didnt die...he is immortal trough the force and now has his 40 Twilek virgins.
"Admiral Ahkba!" "Admiral Ahkba!"

Broodwich · Post by **Broodwich** » Mon May 16, 2011 12:18 am

that is awesome

coopertronic · Post by **coopertronic** » Mon May 16, 2011 12:27 am

The comments are pure gold.

QUOTE There's a lot going on here that we aren't being told. Has anyone ever actually seen Lord Vader's birth certificate? I bet that could tell us something.[/quote]

Laugh? I nearly pissed my self.

Clay_Pigeon · Post by **Clay_Pigeon** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:32 am

The themed spam sent me laughing for a good 10 minutes.

Dorjan · Post by **Dorjan** » Mon May 16, 2011 4:06 pm

Clay_Pigeon wrote:QUOTE (Clay_Pigeon @ May 16 2011, 01:32 AM) The themed spam sent me laughing for a good 10 minutes.

That is one entire page of community awesomeness.