A Hateful Message to the Alleged "Community"

CronoDroid · Post by **CronoDroid** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:01 am

WHAT
THE
$#@!

YOU IMPLEMENTED LXY PATTIES AND NOBODY BOTHERED TO INFORM ME?!

WHAT IS THIS HERESY?!

TREACHERY!

BLASPHEMY!!

I've done so much for this game (whoring noobs, spamming forums, dropped TP2) and you people don't even have the nerve to PM me or email me that you put in the Lxy Patty so I MIGHT be persuaded to play again?! How dare you! All my RantJacking, all my crazy rum induced anti-SysX threads (they are still pussies btw), and I get no respect. NONE?! THEN FALL CRONO!!

Well, it's good to know I'm so valued in this community. First you free Masta, now you give me Lxy Patties? What next, a blowjob from Shiz (I hear he plays a mean sax)? Nuke gives me secret NSA data that lets me hack slot machines in Vegas? A time machine to advance the month to December?

Alright, I'm on this weekend. COUNT ON IT, BITCHES. COUNT. ON. IT.

omegahero · Post by **omegahero** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:26 am

i wonder if some1 should tell him?

ImANewbie · Post by **ImANewbie** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:45 am

Geez, I thought that your sacred affinity with patties would automatically alert you.

CronoDroid · Post by **CronoDroid** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:47 am

Unfortunately my lack of flight hours in the Patty as of late has left my senses dulled and out of tune with the Way of the Patty. Nevertheless a few games owning noobs in them will get me straight again.

CronoDroid · Post by **CronoDroid** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:25 am

btw I would like to add that the Lxy Patty, having tested and flown it, is vastly inferior to the ship that it should've been. I mean, wtf? Lower scan range than the Lxy Scout, can't boost forever, crappy top-end speed, small number of missiles, hell, it can't even cloak.

What a travesty.

juckto · Post by **juckto** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:35 am

Sorry Crono, assumed you just ... knew. Like salmon swimming upstream.

MrChaos · Post by **MrChaos** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:54 am

Or like an tween boy's unerroring ability to find pron

edit an hero... an tween intentional for once

Xeretov · Post by **Xeretov** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:04 am

juckto wrote:QUOTE (juckto @ Feb 24 2010, 04:35 AM) Sorry Crono, assumed you just ... knew. Like salmon swimming upstream.

This. Or didn't care enough to come back & try them out.

Edit: And yeah I'm thinking of making their stats a bit better next release. We'll see.

Striker · Post by **Striker** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:53 am

CronoDroid wrote:QUOTE (CronoDroid @ Feb 24 2010, 02:01 AM) Alright, I'm on this weekend. COUNT ON IT, BITCHES. COUNT. ON. IT.

Good! See you Sunday for our match against SysX.

MrChaos · Post by **MrChaos** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:16 am

Striker wrote:QUOTE (Striker @ Feb 24 2010, 04:53 AM) Good! See you Sunday for our match against SysX.

You know striker Im not sure what Im more pissed off about, your thinking we are your way to a morale boost pre-SysX or forgetting to mention the Saturday game in this post.

Crono hun practice and worry about us on Saturday first

MrChaos