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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:50 am
by TheHack
There's no surprise what the headline story is - it's the DSM versus SysX game, where DSM managed to put up less of a fight than the French did when they met a short moustachioed bad tempered man and his mates......

It's difficult to ascertain what the heck Fed was thinking when he went to all the effort of grabbing new players so they could start the game, and then resigning it before it had really got going.

The bar-room rumour that The Hack most believes is that Fed thinks he's in some "Plucky little Underdog" sports movie - so he's attempting to lose the first few games in the most humiliating way possible - in the hope that a grizzled former alcoholic coach who has lost his faith in the game will come along and galvanise the team.
If true - this leads to the question - Who is the player who will aim 10x better when he gets some new thick glasses? Who is the scary intimidating player who turns out to have a heart of gold? Who is the weedy player who turns out to be far more vicious than the rest of the team put together?
The Hack predicts further recruitment by the Fed while he attempts to fill these vital roles in his master plan.......Needless to say - it will be fun too watch.

Quote of the Week
girlyboy wrote:QUOTE (girlyboy @ Jan 11 2010, 07:28 PM) Twelve rubber thrusters, each delivering 100 pounds of thrust? Sounds kinky. :iluv:
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Other Newz in Brief
SRM > GB
– Holy Base Destruction Batman!
ACE > BS– Experience (ahem) wins the day! Notable for Ryj losing his unarmed HTT to a solo scout
XT < RT – A glorious sight as Bomber is seen Rolling Like thunder over XT's Sup....
SF < P1 – Phoenix1 takes on and defeats the entirety of SF single handed. While the rest of PK bimbles around uselessly (so I’m lead to believe).



Finally
Checkout my sig for an email address. From next post I may include an unsubstantiated rumours section if people start sending me stories. If you can't email - The Hack can normally be found slumped over a bar stool in Pook's Bar & Grill.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:07 pm
by Adept
*looks at the picture

Crono has really let himself go in with that american fast food.

Good stuff though, keep it coming :thumbsup:

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:22 pm
by raumvogel
Good thing thier is no weight in space,or he's be grounded.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:21 pm
by spideycw
TheHack wrote:QUOTE (TheHack @ Jan 12 2010, 06:50 AM) Phoenix1 takes on and defeats the entirety of SF single handed. While the rest of PK bimbles around uselessly (so I’m lead to believe).
lol his whole post did read like he did take them on all by his lonesome!

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:10 pm
by ryjamsan
Well done. And I still hold my head down losing that HTT. I have no idea why I lost my EMP missles since I did buy that dam HTT before the exp blew. Why I left base still makes me cry. Why no one came to defned me also makes me wonder.

Nice break down of Alleg @Drama but I must say your just going to add to it. If that is your purpose or mission then, "job well done" sir hack



With that said, Fed is Fed. He has a loyal following as much as Spidey. What would make a good possibly great player like L1ngus play for him still amazes me. Why hit your thumb with a hammer over and over L1ngus. Fed will only bring heartache to DSM and its pilots.

even if SysX and Sir Spidey had planed to drag the game on for 8 hours to totaly humilate DSM and therefore Fedman it would have been better for DSM and Fed to allow them to do such, as opposed to resigning at the 9 min mark.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:14 pm
by Shizoku
Meh, Datanet Tattler was better.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:17 pm
by TheDevil
ryjamsan wrote:QUOTE (ryjamsan @ Jan 12 2010, 08:10 PM) What would make a good possibly great player like L1ngus play for him still amazes me.
l1ngus is in SysX now!

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:22 pm
by Shizoku
Really? Wow, Fed better start sending trasher flowers because if he loses him he has no hope whatsoever.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:24 pm
by Bard
Never use "RT" and "Bomb Train" in the same sentence.

We not only don't have Fed in our squad, he'd never get past the first few hours of voting and since he loves using that nauseating catchphrase, I'd prefer not to have anything about him associated with us in people's minds.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:15 pm
by FreeBeer
"RT: Fed-Free since 2004" :lol: