LF: Nemesis

djrbk · Post by **djrbk** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:39 am

Hello Allegiance community.

I am seeking a nemesis. A snake to my mongoose, or... mongoose to my snake.. Whatever the case, I just know it's bad.

Requirements would be a bitter rivalry with an extended amount of trash talking. At no points should we ever be on the same team (that would get kind of awkward). A somewhat compatible skill level is loosely required (read: voobism)

Occasional monologues before killing each other/setting up a trap (up us the bomb) will be required, as well as postmortem taunting.

Thank you.

Submissions may be posted in this forum. Please include an example hatred monologue, directed at me if possible. Try to make it villainous, but something you can keep up!

Andon · Post by **Andon** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:44 am

I fail to see how being nemesis(es) would mean you couldn't be on the same team. Spidey and Aarm are occasionally on the same team

djrbk · Post by **djrbk** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:47 am

hm, you're right. Possible exceptions could be made, but we wouldn't seek it out, or enjoy it particularly.

Andon · Post by **Andon** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:53 am

Yeah. Spidey and Aarm don't go out of their way to play on the same side, but it isn't completely impossible

Post by **zombywoof** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:15 am

Actually Aarm goes out of his way to fly/command against insect and curbstomp the arachnoid whenever he gets the chance.

DJ, I suggest being your own nemesis. It'll be more fun that way! Trash talk yourself on all chat all game long.

Post by **TheBored** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:50 am

You could totally make a second forum account and flame yourself in Rants

TB

Drizzo · Post by **Drizzo** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:27 am

If you want a nemesis, just get Spidey to give you a token. I'm the community's nefarious token hunter, having claimed the kill of pilots ranging from rarities such as *tmc@sysx, +anguriel@pk to some pretty hilarious extents that I've gone to get some -> *strike700@srm, ^nakppi@xt. To this day I have the SL of RT afraid to log-in with his token because of the unyielding, unrelenting, and unstoppable force that will be coming across the sector contained within an interceptor to obliterate his craft.

Very few tokens have escaped my wrath. And that was because they were overnight changes that happened while I was sleeping.

Post by **Raveen** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:38 am

Lol, not my fault if you can't pod me.

Grimmwolf_GB · Post by **Grimmwolf_GB** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:18 pm

Hmm, I like your avatar, Drizzo...

MrChaos · Post by **MrChaos** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:25 pm

djrbk wrote:QUOTE (djrbk @ Dec 19 2008, 12:39 AM) Hello Allegiance community.

I am seeking a nemesis. A snake to my mongoose, or... mongoose to my snake.. Whatever the case, I just know it's bad.

Requirements would be a bitter rivalry with an extended amount of trash talking. At no points should we ever be on the same team (that would get kind of awkward). A somewhat compatible skill level is loosely required (read: voobism)

Occasional monologues before killing each other/setting up a trap (up us the bomb) will be required, as well as postmortem taunting.

Thank you.

Submissions may be posted in this forum. Please include an example hatred monologue, directed at me if possible. Try to make it villainous, but something you can keep up!

* gets the dreaded "bus face" going *

DJRDLS
DRRYTIF
DOIROSLKSOSSPODWPODPOWD

* sigh *

Hey alphabet soup dude you are a big old poopie head and and your shoe is untied

so how did I do?

* does hand wavey thing *
I was never hear
*puff of smoke *
* runs off stage left *
* crashes into the gigantic green, red, and purple gigantic Panda filled with jello and smeared in fish guts being hauled on stage for Jimmy's next post *
$#@! I think I broke my toe