How to comm like a voob

[IB_]

09/08/07 20:32:20: ELHofi (all): Everybody ready?
09/08/07 20:32:23: IB_ (all): Ready.
09/08/07 20:32:43: HQ (all): The game has started.

Game starts as a 2 v 2, I'm Dreg against Bios.

09/08/07 20:33:09: HQ (Team 2): ssuperman has joined your team.
09/08/07 20:33:20: IB_ (Team 2): scout kik
09/08/07 20:33:24: IB_ (Team 2): ssuper
09/08/07 20:33:48: IB_ (Team 2): ssuper
09/08/07 20:34:01: IB_ (Team 2): you have 5 seconds to respond
09/08/07 20:34:08: IB_ (ssuperman): goto Kik
09/08/07 20:34:09: ssuperman (Team 2): ohh sorry
09/08/07 20:34:24: ssuperman (Team 2): was afk for 10 seconds sorry

It was longer than 10 seconds, and this close to my first boot of the game. He did alright after that though.

09/08/07 20:44:24: IB_ (Team 2): let op die

Opening ops build 1k next to each other, I really can't be bothered wasting 12.5k on bombers to kill theirs first so I let it die.

09/08/07 20:45:56: IB_ (Team 2): ascalon if you aer going to miner hunt use a sf
09/08/07 20:46:04: Ascalon_Rift (Team 2): i know
09/08/07 20:46:10: Ascalon_Rift (Team 2): im doing something else

Not sure what he was doing, meanwhile they are free mining

09/08/07 20:49:37: IB_ (Team 2): asc could you go kill miners or soemthing?
09/08/07 20:50:32: HQ (Team 2): vandal has joined your team.
09/08/07 20:50:40: IB_ (Team 2): vandal take a sf
09/08/07 20:50:42: IB_ (Team 2): kill miners
09/08/07 20:50:46: HQ (Team 2): Killerappz has joined your team.
09/08/07 20:50:51: IB_ (Team 2): killer take a sf
09/08/07 20:50:55: IB_ (Team 2): go kill miners

At this point we have sfs and I'm advancing the sup, really I should have gone heavys. Vandal kills all their miners.

09/08/07 20:56:18: Da_Muck@PK (Team 2): push shomething round the backside ib?

Muck flirts with me.

09/08/07 20:57:56: IB_ (Team 2): im getting pulse probes for miner d

Their full sfs were up so I wasted 20k on pulse probes, it was a mess around game.

09/08/07 21:04:48: .Shipyard389 (Team 2): Finished building Shipyard

I get a sy too to complete the voob comm experience. Probably not a great idea will all those sfs out there annoying our miners.

09/08/07 21:07:03: IB_ (Team 2): go probe his home
09/08/07 21:07:06: IB_ (Team 2): or d miners
09/08/07 21:07:52: IB_ (Team 2): miner d use pps

About 3 people were on miner d, so I'm guessing 7 went and probed his home. We are down to 1 miner.

09/08/07 21:11:10: IB_ (Team 2): someone get a corv on miner d
09/08/07 21:11:14: IB_ (Team 2): with turrets

We lose the last miner while vandal is waiting for turrets. The team is starting to annoy me with the lack of miner d. Half the team is nowhere to be found.

09/08/07 21:14:34: vandal (IB_): buy miner i will D it

I buy Vandals Corv a miner to mine out the middle.

09/08/07 21:15:10: vandal (Team 2): SBs

Was having fun, but they got sbs up so we had to end it.

09/08/07 21:17:07: IB_ (Team 2): miner is all yours vandal
09/08/07 21:17:37: IB_ (Team 2): i'd like 2 nans on miner
09/08/07 21:17:45: IB_ (Team 2): with pps

He makes about 14k from it before it dies due to lack of nans. My team is still not defending miners.

09/08/07 21:18:43: IB_ (Team 2): hmm bombers or frig

I have to make a tough choice. Muck and navy start whining for bombers.

09/08/07 21:19:03: Killerappz (Team 2): TP 2 DROP

Navy thinks you can tp2 without a sup.

09/08/07 21:19:31: Fever@CDT-A (Team 2): they do not have a sup killer

Did Navy pass the Cadet exam?

09/08/07 21:21:25: Killerappz (Team 2): IB YOURE TAKIGN TOO LONG

Yeah well, nans on miners speed things up.

09/08/07 21:22:02: Killerappz (Team 2): YOU AHVE 11 K

Navy wants me to partial as dreg, I still haven't decided on frigs or bombers and they have a bunch of sbs out.

09/08/07 21:24:14: Da_Muck@PK (Team 2): SO BUY THE GODDAMMED BBFRS ALLREADY DAMMIT IB
09/08/07 21:24:22: IB_ (Team 2): you guys need to chill

Heh. That made me laugh.

09/08/07 21:26:04: .Miner427 (Team 2): Under attack by vlymoxyd@SF in Caladonia
09/08/07 21:26:12: .Miner427 (Team 2): Forget this. I have to go get repaired
09/08/07 21:26:15: .Miner427 (Team 2): Under attack by LaserRageSST in Caladonia

Vly decided to chose bombers for me by killing the nanless miner.

09/08/07 21:26:58: IB_ (Team 2): corv bombing we need nans
09/08/07 21:27:45: IB_ (Team 2): EVERYONE MIDDLE NOW
09/08/07 21:27:48: IB_ (Team 2): Read the chat!
09/08/07 21:27:58: IB_ (Team 2): ANYONE NOT MIDDLE IS GOING TO BE BOOTED
09/08/07 21:27:59: IB_ (Team 2): Read the chat!
09/08/07 21:28:06: IB_ (Team 2): YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS
09/08/07 21:28:39: IB_ (Team 2): say bye
09/08/07 21:28:46: HQ (all): IB_ has booted isotope from team Team 2.
09/08/07 21:28:49: HQ (all): IB_ has booted Branmuffin from team Team 2.

Yup I've had enough of the team not listeing, its booting time!

09/08/07 21:45:46: Branmuffin (all): IB why did you boot me?
09/08/07 21:45:58: IB_ (all): you didn't follow my order to rip middle and nan
09/08/07 21:46:12: Branmuffin (all): I just joined, didn't even see orders

Later on Bran asks why he was booted.

09/08/07 21:25:27: HQ (Team 2): Branmuffin has joined your team.

Funny the time he joined seemed to be before I gave the orders. Maybe some glasses are in order?

09/08/07 21:30:59: IB_ (Team 2): VANDAL RIP OUT
09/08/07 21:31:00: IB_ (Team 2): Read the chat!

Anyway back to the main story, about a 1/3 of the team are in fighters instead of nans. Hunt3 kills all the nans, followed by the bomber. Vandals shields are down.

09/08/07 21:31:11: IB_ (Team 2): EVERYONE MIDDLE AGAIN

Take 2.

09/08/07 21:31:30: IB_ (Team 2): EVERYONE WILL BE NANNING THIS TIME
09/08/07 21:31:41: IB_ (Team 2): ANYONE IN A FIGHTER WILL BE BOOTED
09/08/07 21:31:49: IB_ (Team 2): Read the chat!
09/08/07 21:31:56: IB_ (Team 2): ANYONE IN A FIGHTER IS LEAVING
09/08/07 21:32:06: IB_ (Team 2): EVERYONE GET CALA AND GET A NAN
09/08/07 21:32:12: IB_ (Team 2): KILLER IS BOMBER
09/08/07 21:32:16: IB_ (Team 2): NAN HIM AND VANDAL

What was I thinking letting navy bomb?

09/08/07 21:32:41: IB_ (Team 2): ANYONE NOT IN A NAN IN THE MIDDLE APART FROM KILLER AND VANDAL IS BOOTED IN 10 SECONDS
09/08/07 21:32:43: IB_ (Team 2): Read the chat!
09/08/07 21:33:16: IB_ (Team 2): okay say bye now
09/08/07 21:33:31: HQ (all): IB_ has booted Da_Muck@PK from team Team 2.

Muck didn't want to leave his fighter cause he had 43kb or something.

09/08/07 21:33:40: IB_ (Team 2): jrx get a nan middle now

jrx was also in a fighter, but his newb protection saved him from a boot.

09/08/07 21:34:02: IB_ (Team 2): Go Go Go!
09/08/07 21:34:21: IB_ (Team 2): Need repairs.
09/08/07 21:35:05: Killerappz (Team 2): no nans again
09/08/07 21:35:09: Monkage (Caladonia): this team suckx
09/08/07 21:35:11: Ascalon_Rift (Team 2): what @#(!y nanning

Yes, it did suck.

09/08/07 21:35:54: IB_ (vandal): Affirmative.

Vandal upgrades to an Ass Carrier.

09/08/07 21:36:01: IB_ (Team 2): i told you frig was better idea

It really was a better idea, of course miner nans would have been needed.

09/08/07 21:36:11: IB_ (Killerappz): Negative.
09/08/07 21:36:20: IB_ (ssuperman): Negative.

Bomber and Corvette. Yeah I'm giving a voob a corvette while we have no money.

09/08/07 21:36:28: IB_ (Team 2): next person to ask for money is booted
09/08/07 21:36:41: HQ (all): Team 1 has destroyed Team 2's Shipyard.

Navy starts rant mode, I think about booting him.

09/08/07 21:36:55: Killerappz (Team 2): ths what happens when you $#@! aorund too long
09/08/07 21:37:09: Da_Muck (all): nope. I just want to congratulate IB for figuring how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

Tehehe. Navy starts spamming me for money

09/08/07 21:37:19: HQ (all): IB_ has booted Killerappz from team Team 2.

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09/08/07 21:37:52: IB_ (Team 2): EVERYONE MIDDLE IN NANS NOW

Take 3.

09/08/07 21:37:58: IB_ (Team 2): EVERYONE NOT IN A NAN IS BOOTED
09/08/07 21:37:59: IB_ (Team 2): Read the chat!
09/08/07 21:38:06: IB_ (Team 2): GET NANS NOW
09/08/07 21:38:40: HQ (all): IB_ has booted smalltime0 from team Team 2.

Someone wanted to fly a fighter.

09/08/07 21:38:46: NAVYBOYUSA (all): youre a stupid $#@! ib

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09/08/07 21:38:50: IB_ (jrxiii(0)): get a nan now or you are leaving

He is still in that fighter I ordered him out of 4 minutes ago.

09/08/07 21:39:12: HQ (all): IB_ has booted jrxiii(0) from team Team 2.

`yy

09/08/07 21:40:01: IB_ (Team 2): nan middle now

Just incase I wasn't clear the first 20 times.

09/08/07 21:40:23: IB_ (Team 2): ANYONE NOT MIDDLE NOW IS GETTTING BOOTED
09/08/07 21:40:25: IB_ (Team 2): Read the chat!
09/08/07 21:40:31: IB_ (Team 2): NANS FORM ON VANDAL
09/08/07 21:40:44: IB_ (Team 2): vandal goes in when i tell him to
09/08/07 21:40:49: IB_ (Team 2): you all go in and cross nan
09/08/07 21:40:54: IB_ (Team 2): when i tell you to

This is probably the last try.

09/08/07 21:41:25: IB_ (Team 2): vandal go
09/08/07 21:41:28: IB_ (Team 2): nans wait

I send vandal in to take the first wave of hunts.

09/08/07 21:41:32: IB_ (Team 2): NANS WAIT
09/08/07 21:41:47: IB_ (Team 2): nans go
09/08/07 21:41:49: IB_ (Team 2): cross nan

Then I send the nans in while the sfs are reloading.

09/08/07 21:42:23: IB_ (Team 2): PUSH ME

I go in in a bomber.

09/08/07 21:43:00: HQ (all): Team 2 has destroyed Team 1's Garrison (Str).
09/08/07 21:43:09: HQ (all): Team 1 has destroyed Team 2's Supremacy (Adv).

They sb our sup while we kill their starbase. I bought ab2 before this run, helped out killing the starbase. I kill the tac as well and we win.

09/08/07 21:43:27: FederalMan (all): gg
09/08/07 21:43:33: Windfall (all): gg
09/08/07 21:43:33: vlymoxyd@SF (all): gg
09/08/07 21:43:34: OO7_Recon (all): gg
09/08/07 21:43:36: IB_ (all): well done team
09/08/07 21:43:59: IB_ (all): what was that 8 boots?
09/08/07 21:44:01: Blue_Ghost (all): IB, you're a $#@!ing @#$%@#, you know that?

I know.

09/08/07 21:49:17: Monkage (all): he booted for reason
09/08/07 21:49:18: Monkage (all): get over it
09/08/07 21:50:06: Blue_Ghost (all): But half the team had been booted
09/08/07 21:50:11: Monkage (all): and we won
09/08/07 21:50:13: Monkage (all): so do the math

[Evincar]

ib is correct, once again

[Vlymoxyd]

From the other team, it sounded like you guys were having problems ending the game, but it looked much harder to comm than it looked like. I never understood why we focused on the sy when you had no miners to buy caps, but it was still a fun game.

[Hellenus]

QUOTE (IB_ @ Sep 8 2007, 09:54 PM) 09/08/07 20:45:56: IB_ (Team 2): ascalon if you aer going to miner hunt use a sf
09/08/07 20:46:04: Ascalon_Rift (Team 2): i know
09/08/07 20:46:10: Ascalon_Rift (Team 2): im doing something else

Not sure what he was doing, meanwhile they are free mining

You are forgetting that before that I soloed one of their miners with my scout.

At the time I wrote the above I was in an int as I saw a con headed to their ref sector and was too far away to get a sf

[ogorass]

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[terrenblade]

why do people kill shipyards anyway? better to let the other team waste money on easely killed caps (killer, mines, or dis depending on your tech path) while you kill his usefull stuff. but that's just me.

[Dionysius]

That was hilarious. Especially the commentary. Every one of those people booted deserve the Voob Medal of Honor...if there is such a thing.

-D

[TheVoid37]

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[MadAccountant]

rofl

[Andon]

Wasn't NAVY kicked from Cadet?