The Hack #2

Cadillac · Post by **Cadillac** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:13 am

QUOTE I\'m not from the bloody south!

I\'m from the Midlands, its in the middle, nice big hint in the name.

Bloody Northen Monkeys[/quote]

Mother$#@!er it's a privilege to be from the South.

Edit:

Proof that anything beyond Luton is Northern waste.

They even capitalised it to make sure you know you're about to leave civilisation.

Post by **Raveen** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:49 am

You're all a bunch of $#@!ers. East or nothing.

Broodwich · Post by **Broodwich** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:13 am

wow ive never seen british roads so empty
obviously caddy is correct

fuzzylunkin1 · Post by **fuzzylunkin1** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:19 am

Well duh, they are on the wrong side of the road.

Cadillac · Post by **Cadillac** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:52 pm

Broodwich wrote:QUOTE (Broodwich @ Jan 15 2010, 08:13 AM) wow ive never seen british roads so empty
obviously caddy is correct

Only the stupid venture past that sign.

Some brave people do too ... but they quickly get converted.

Into stupid people.

Post by **Raveen** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:56 pm

it's a bad example because nobody with any sense would consider Luton as a viable destination. Unless they were suicidal.

Koln · Post by **Koln** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:04 pm

spideycw wrote:QUOTE (spideycw @ Jan 15 2010, 02:35 AM) THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE

We did that first, they just copied

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Dorjan · Post by **Dorjan** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:17 pm

Raveen wrote:QUOTE (Raveen @ Jan 15 2010, 07:49 AM) You're all a bunch of $#@!ers. East or nothing.

$#@! YOU PRICK FEATURES. South West is where it is at!

Post by **Raveen** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:48 pm

Yes, if you like being cold and looking at rain. Personally I don't.

Bard · Post by **Bard** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:10 pm

Raveen wrote:QUOTE (Raveen @ Jan 15 2010, 07:56 AM) it's a bad example because nobody with any sense would consider Luton as a viable destination. Unless they were suicidal.

Hahahaha. I can't think of that place without hearing this echoing in my head:
QUOTE Linkman: Hello and welcome to 'Election Night Special'. There's great excitement here as we should be getting the first results through any minute now. We don't know where it'll be from...it might be Leicester or from Luton. The polling's been quite heavy in both areas... oh, wait a moment...I'm just getting...I'm uhhhh...I'm just getting a...loud buzzing noise in my left ear....

Colin: Can I just say tha...

Linkman: No, I'm sorry, there isn't time...because...we're going straight over to......Luton!

Voiceover: Here at Luton it's a three-cornered fight between Alan Jones....Sensible Party, there in the middle, Tarquin Fin- tim- lim- bim- whin- bim- lim- bus- stop- F'tang- F'tang- Olè- Biscuitbarrel....Silly Party, and Kevin Phillips-*BONG*, the...Slightly Silly candidate.[/quote]