Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 5:47 am
QUOTE QUOTE Hello Broodwich,
I, Blackdutch, AKA Blackdutchie, AKA Dutch, have been playing allegiance since 2006, and have, to this day, always been squadless.
lately, someone mentioned in chat that "SysX is an equal opportunities employer." (referring to someone mysteriously gaining a rank of (0), adding to that: "Contact Broodwich for more information."
now, to the point of this PM, i am interested in joining a squad, and was wondering if SysX would be willing to accept me.
Thank you for you attention.
Please have a nice day,
Blackdutch.[/quote]
Dearest Blackdutch,
It is with the most solemn regret that i inform you we cannot accept you into our squad. With the way the economy is these days we are struggling to keep from downsizing, and can only accept absolute @#$%@#s into our squad. Through an intense debate within our hallowed forums we found you lacking in the moral destitute that is inherint in our pilots. This is best exemplified by our squadmate goatporn. In short, you need to hate starfire more, because that is rule number 1 in sysx.
It was also mentioned with some concern by brother nuke that you have an affinity for rocks. While SysX is indeed an equal opportunities recruiter, we have a strict dont ask dont tell policy reguarding rocks. Unfortunately you have violated this founding principle of our squad.
However, despair not! For there are other squads such as SRM/ACE/SF/BS/Sporks that are more inclined to carebear rockloving pilots. Try giving them a ring =)
Good day sir[/quote]
I can be downright eloquent when i want
I, Blackdutch, AKA Blackdutchie, AKA Dutch, have been playing allegiance since 2006, and have, to this day, always been squadless.
lately, someone mentioned in chat that "SysX is an equal opportunities employer." (referring to someone mysteriously gaining a rank of (0), adding to that: "Contact Broodwich for more information."
now, to the point of this PM, i am interested in joining a squad, and was wondering if SysX would be willing to accept me.
Thank you for you attention.
Please have a nice day,
Blackdutch.[/quote]
Dearest Blackdutch,
It is with the most solemn regret that i inform you we cannot accept you into our squad. With the way the economy is these days we are struggling to keep from downsizing, and can only accept absolute @#$%@#s into our squad. Through an intense debate within our hallowed forums we found you lacking in the moral destitute that is inherint in our pilots. This is best exemplified by our squadmate goatporn. In short, you need to hate starfire more, because that is rule number 1 in sysx.
It was also mentioned with some concern by brother nuke that you have an affinity for rocks. While SysX is indeed an equal opportunities recruiter, we have a strict dont ask dont tell policy reguarding rocks. Unfortunately you have violated this founding principle of our squad.
However, despair not! For there are other squads such as SRM/ACE/SF/BS/Sporks that are more inclined to carebear rockloving pilots. Try giving them a ring =)
Good day sir[/quote]
I can be downright eloquent when i want
