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Defending a base against a bomb run, their nans are podded, I get podded, base dies and I want to suicide myself on the bomber. Instead I receive three kills, they pod home and I pod home... It was hilarious.

This one was funny too but not my fav:
Giga vs Bios. I'm giga. (comm is Sagacious@SF)

Sag has the balls to go giga tacspam@#(!. Bomber gets eyed 2k and goes for our exp.
The aleph is towered and caltropped.
Here is the order of people who entered:

Fully turreted bomber (instant death-by-me)
Two nans together (one dies by tower)
One by one the rest of the nans. (WHEEEEEEEE)

I went from 0KB to 35KB after that hilarity...

Belters heavy interceptor, someone's htt. HTT gets spotted at a tech base, I launch, wheel around, boost towards it's nose. Start firing at 600, missiles included. Ram the poor thing on the nose, spike the bomber with the 2nd dumb, it pops. From under 5 nans

Two come to mind.

The more recent is boosting a heavy int a 1.5 sectors for some opportunistic miner O. I cut boost just before entering the aleph and hit reload. There is a strange flash and juddering just as I go through, followed by a censored one word PM from Adaven who had been coming the other way in a scout.

The other is getting jumped by a heavy int while setting up a non-TP2 figbee run in a squad game. Whoever it was (I forget) didn't count on an AB to the face from the defenseless fighter bomber (pretty defenseless too, as I tend to leave out the guns from FBs).

Soloed a Belters miner in a scout. Normally that's not a major accomplishment, but this particular miner was defended by Archangelus in a heavy int. Except that he overboosted and podded himself on the rock the miner was mining at before I had a chance to rip out.

My first ever kill; I'd just figured out how to fire missiles (I had forgotten since the training missions the day before).

We were flying against tac as sup, I was in a fighter with all dumbs. Anyway, I had just figured out how to fire missiles, and so when I heard the bleeping incoming missile noise, I panicked and began to fire dumbs in a straight line. I killed not one but TWO totally uneyed SFs in a random sector. Unfortunately as I had not discovered the beauty of sidethursters or cms, I died, so the newbie whores got their kb =[

I still giggle every time I aleph-prox someone who wasn't expecting it.

I still giggle every time I aleph-prox half the enemy team when they don't expect it.

THE WHOLE @RT TEAM!!!!

my first SG as @PK against my old squad @RT, we were bombing their garr and @RT were all nanning the garr and i was a gunner on the bbr, much fun was had by me that game..

They were trained to bring extra ammo for me...

Sgt.Pepper wrote:QUOTE (Sgt.Pepper @ Jul 15 2009, 09:16 AM) I still giggle every time I aleph-prox half the enemy team when they don't expect it.

I was aleph proxing because their bbr was eyed in the next sector over. No one came over to help, so the whole train plowed into my prox. Miraculously, I was the only one who was podded. Well they get through my prox and the defense starts attacking the bomb run. I get credit for each and every single one of the kills as I float in my pod back to base. It was pretty epic.