Allegiance Commandments

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Morning
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Post by Morning »

1. I am the Commander, and thou shalt obey my command.
2. Thou shalt shut up and nan thine bomber, FFS.
3. Thou shalt remain donting to thine comm, or else a booting will ensure.
4. Thou shalt not bitch and moan when thine own incompetence has gotten you screwed.
5. Thou shalt remember the Squad Day and keep it holy.
6. Thou shalt not whine about thine opponents tech being greater, yea, thou shalt steal it instead.
7. Thou shalt kill the infidel's craft, whether it be fighter, int, or bomber.
8. Thou shalt not kill the infidels pods, for he has been 0wnZ0rd already, and he shall respawn from the depths of hell faster.
9. Thou shall pick up pods friendly to you, so you may defend against the bomber in the other sector.
10. Thou shalt not desire the great Lima, for Pook's wrath is great and terrible.

Hows that?
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Post by terrenblade »

And let all people of allegiance say Amen!


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Post by dutchman »

*ahem*

huh?

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hmm *breaks all commandment except love Lima*

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Post by Drizzo »

The Holy Spirint™ necros this thread for lulz.
cashto wrote:QUOTE (cashto @ Oct 16 2010, 02:48 AM) Interceptors are fun because without one, Drizzo would be physically incapable of entering a sector.
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Post by neotoxin »

Let us read from the Holy Book of Allegiance, the book of Lulz.

3And the thread was necro'd for lulz. 4The people soon came, and with them they brought with what has been asked for, 5the lulz which would be the savior and the eternal spirint. Amen.
QUOTE neotoxin@SF (all): i'm too tired of commanding right now
neotoxin@SF (all): i just want to fly ... and face$#@! brood
^Broodwich@SysX (all): ewwww
^Broodwich@SysX (all): that stuff has gotten me into trouble too much[/quote]
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Post by Freyja »

Need this on t-shirts. :)

Drizzo wrote:QUOTE (Drizzo @ Sep 24 2010, 03:17 PM) The Holy Spirint™ necros this thread for lulz.
Careful Bard will now delete it and add to your warn %, he's a crazy sob.
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neotoxin
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Post by neotoxin »

I can actually make these t-shirts if people want.
QUOTE neotoxin@SF (all): i'm too tired of commanding right now
neotoxin@SF (all): i just want to fly ... and face$#@! brood
^Broodwich@SysX (all): ewwww
^Broodwich@SysX (all): that stuff has gotten me into trouble too much[/quote]
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Post by lexaal »

Thou shalt not necro!
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Post by Elzam_ »

Anyone up for reading the Unclebuck version for lulz?
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Post by Freyja »

Elzam V. Branstein wrote:QUOTE (Elzam V. Branstein @ Sep 24 2010, 09:10 PM) Anyone up for reading the Unclebuck version for lulz?

Could be hilarious! :thumbsup:
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