I am the craziest commander ever

spideycw · Post by **spideycw** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:10 am

I am the craziest commander ever. The reasons are as follows:
I boot with out reason
I lobby ban with even less reason than I boot for
I rush 'nix SY
I build a giga spec ref in my opponents home 12 minutes in and angrily should trying to figure out who did it until I realize I ordered it there but forgot
I use lots of off color swears
I created echo wing
I ramble endlessly on ALL chat (note that I also do this when I am not commanding)
I buy people whatever they ask for even if it has no bearing on winning
I chat with opponent commanders on TS in game about how much both of our teams suck
I never ask for con D
I actually leave base to nan my miners (definitely a sign of a crazy comm)
I go something other than GT exp
I try to attack other cons with my own far better cons
I sometimes talk to my own miners
I treat my newbies like walking probes
I never run my econ just let miners run rampant (or I assume someone is smart enough to do it for me)
I call people crumpets

Please...vote accordingly and massage my ego

That being said Gooeyfish is my favorite opponent ever. Sometimes I even feel bad when I go TAC against him

rojomojo915 · Post by **rojomojo915** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:26 am

ive seen u ask for con d, but i love flyin for u spidey

Psychosis · Post by **Psychosis** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:10 am

Spidey, look at my name... just look at it. low lick my toes!

Lykourgos · Post by **Lykourgos** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:13 am

You've got absolutely nothing on Jimmy, and never will.

Grimmwolf_GB · Post by **Grimmwolf_GB** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:57 am

Lyk is correct.

You forgot:
- Spidey calls for a "tac free" week and uses it himself during that week.

QUOTE I sometimes talk to my own miners[/quote]
Who does not?

Zapper · Post by **Zapper** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:29 am

Spidey, Join our squad and u will become the new Jimmy.
German Borg developed "Enhanced Crazy Comm"

Zapper

bluebottle · Post by **bluebottle** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:35 am

Lykourgos wrote:QUOTE (Lykourgos @ Feb 6 2007, 04:13 PM) You've got absolutely nothing on Jimmy, and never will.

True++. Until you try to win a DM by spamming 50 towers in the DM sector, you'll have nothing on Jimmy. /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

madpeople · Post by **madpeople** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:38 am

bluebottle wrote:QUOTE (bluebottle @ Feb 6 2007, 09:35 AM) True++. Until you try to win a DM by spamming 50 towers in the DM sector, you'll have nothing on Jimmy. /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

that gets nothing on jimmy

also, theres zwitter with his 1 sector strategie, "DONT LEAVE OUR HOME!" "were turteling" 10 sec into the game /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" />

bluebottle · Post by **bluebottle** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:44 am

madpeople wrote:QUOTE (madpeople @ Feb 6 2007, 06:38 PM) that gets nothing on jimmy

Oh no, that WAS Jimmy. I've yet to again see as many insults thrown at one player as on that occasion.

Shizoku · Post by **Shizoku** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:45 am

i agree with lyk

although night is a pretty wack comm when he isnt banned. and his @#(! usually worked. damn i wish night wasnt bnanned. He is the only one i consider better at commanding than myself.

gruglr.