UK Politics is a $#@!ing mess

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Corbyn will never run

Corbyn will never get elected by the Labour members

Corbyn will never find any frontbenchers

Corbyn will never hold on to power

Haha, Corbyn

Corbyn will never win re-election

Corbyn will never win re-election with an increased majority

Corbyn will never bring the party out of debt

Corbyn will never sing the national anthem

Bahaha

Corbyn will never come back from 25%

Corbyn will never prevent the LibDems from becoming the new opposition

Corbyn will never support Article 50

Corbyn will never support a GE in 2017

Ahah.. ha..

Corbyn will never support Trident

Corbyn will never support hard Brexit

Corbyn will never pledge to abolish tuition fees

Corbyn will never fully cost his manifesto

C-Corbyn?

Corbyn will never breach 30%

Corbyn will never win over the working class

Corbyn will never win over Liberals

Corbyn will never win over Conservatives

CORBYN NO

Corbyn will never win over lost UKIP voters

Corbyn will never bring his party ahead in approval ratings

Corbyn will never gain after Manchester

Corbyn will never rally the North

Corbyn will never close the gap to 5%

Corbyn will never breach 40%

Corbyn will never destroy the Tory majority

Corbyn will never poll 5% higher than May

You are now here

Corbyn will never win the next election

Corbyn will never form a progressive alliance

Corbyn will never be PM

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Corbyn will never reverse tax and spending cuts

Corbyn will never establish a National Education Service

Corbyn will never renationalise the rails without compensation

Corbyn will never federalise the UK

Corbyn will never provide free heating and solve the ageing population by setting all the old people on fire

Corbyn will never get a good Brexit deal

Corbyn will never dismantle the EU

Corbyn will never cement the channel tunnel

Corbyn will never abolish the monarchy

Corbyn will never declare himself Chairman head of state

Corbyn will never send the SNP to the gulags

Corbyn will never send Dianne Abbott to the glue factory

Corbyn will never blast mummy May out of a howitzer

Corbyn will never detach the UK from the sea bed and turn this island into a giant battleship

Corbyn will never use said battleship to spread the revolution to other countries

Corbyn will never "nationalise" Europe

Corbyn will never "nationalise" Russia in the winter

Corbyn will never "nationalise" the USA and China

Corbyn will never "nationalise" outer space

Corbyn will never make anime real

[Grimmwolf_GB]

QUOTE (peet @ Jul 13 2017, 11:26 AM) Offtopic.

A story about nuclear reactors in a small country south of MyLittleCountry™, west of Germany. Long story short, nuclear powerplants which can not be shut down due to demand for power, microcracks in said reacotr, shutdowns, gov't says "it's safe" and citizens which doubt the story.

http://www.dw.com/en/new-cracks-found-in-t...lant/a-39204539

They handed out free Iodine pills in Aachen thanks to those safe reactors. Btw, the same steel is used in many more nuclear powerplants across europe and you can find the same cracks. The YourLittleCountry ™ is just more honest about those problems.