Since drizzo got to necro...

Broodwich · Post by **Broodwich** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 5:47 am

QUOTE QUOTE Hello Broodwich,
I, Blackdutch, AKA Blackdutchie, AKA Dutch, have been playing allegiance since 2006, and have, to this day, always been squadless.
lately, someone mentioned in chat that "SysX is an equal opportunities employer." (referring to someone mysteriously gaining a rank of (0), adding to that: "Contact Broodwich for more information."

now, to the point of this PM, i am interested in joining a squad, and was wondering if SysX would be willing to accept me.

Thank you for you attention.
Please have a nice day,

Blackdutch.[/quote]

Dearest Blackdutch,
It is with the most solemn regret that i inform you we cannot accept you into our squad. With the way the economy is these days we are struggling to keep from downsizing, and can only accept absolute @#$%@#s into our squad. Through an intense debate within our hallowed forums we found you lacking in the moral destitute that is inherint in our pilots. This is best exemplified by our squadmate goatporn. In short, you need to hate starfire more, because that is rule number 1 in sysx.

It was also mentioned with some concern by brother nuke that you have an affinity for rocks. While SysX is indeed an equal opportunities recruiter, we have a strict dont ask dont tell policy reguarding rocks. Unfortunately you have violated this founding principle of our squad.

However, despair not! For there are other squads such as SRM/ACE/SF/BS/Sporks that are more inclined to carebear rockloving pilots. Try giving them a ring =)

Good day sir[/quote]

I can be downright eloquent when i want

MrChaos · Post by **MrChaos** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 9:23 pm

spideycw wrote:QUOTE (spideycw @ Jul 28 2015, 04:45 PM) You know I actually remember when both Globey and Mrc would type and chat like normal people. No idea where they lost it on the way but MrC especially tried to become all whacky

Well just no

I've always been wacky *cue Benny Hill theme*

Globemaster_III · Post by **Globemaster_III** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:16 pm

heh heh Mr Chaos

I can blame on my old ages and lazy disease.

Mr. chao should we open another bottle ?

vogue · Post by **vogue** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 1:25 am

my essay was no where near the level of these master pieces

raumvogel · Post by **raumvogel** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 7:25 am

Broodwich wrote:QUOTE (Broodwich @ Jul 29 2015, 01:47 AM) I can be downright eloquent when i want

I agree..but..I still believe your father smelt of elderberries.

Post by **Raveen** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 11:17 am

MrC used to come with a guide. It helped a lot.

MrChaos · Post by **MrChaos** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:43 pm

Raveen wrote:QUOTE (Raveen @ Jul 30 2015, 07:17 AM) MrC used to come with a guide. It helped a lot.

It was pretty damn good math and causing @#(! storms iirc

HJ_KG · Post by **HJ_KG** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:00 am

brood puts the int in inherint.

doodeeda · Post by **doodeeda** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 9:12 am

oh god

Kumquat · Post by **Kumquat** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 8:05 pm

I've got a good one from the XT forums back when Flounder wanted to join the squad. I'll leave the names of the posters out.

He asked me to put a poll up for him, which I didn't do, and now he won't go away.

I told him I had put it up last week and now he keeps asking me how it is going so I had better post it in case he asks someone else.

He promises that the airforce has made him a new man.

Apparently apoch asked if they would make him one too. ba dum tish

Flounder is fishsticks? bash.gif

No! I will leave this squad if he gets in. There are very few things in this world could drive me from XT, his joining would.

BWHAHAHAAHA hahaha hahah ha he hehe thehe

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Kumquat: FIND OUT WHO THE 1 WAS AND BURN HIM!

The hatred is so obvious, what is it with this guy, I have never had any real dealings with him, I remember seeing bs_flounder around is that the same person.

Btw I voted No!

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in addition I too am making new posts just as an excuse to check out the new smileys. bananadance.gif

bs_flounder = Flounder = Fishsticks = Whorez'RUs

Isn't he DeathHo's son or something, started playing really young?

Anyways, I have no problem with him really either, Crafty. However, he has had a history of being a little annoying/immature (most teens are at some point). I think the rest of the squad's look at him is an FZ version of Sycrus.

Shiz has now used his "I'll leave!" Marker.

I just feel like he would be a repeat of Syc if he came in.

And were you serious about apoch?

JUST SAY NO TO IDIOTS

NO, $#@! no, and HELL no

Lol I will always laugh at things like this. Because I started playing this game when I was 14, yet I don't seem to remember anyone calling me an @#$%@# or immature or anything. Maybe i am an Exception to this rule of teenagers are morons.

I am the same way! I started when i was like 16 or so. Everyone was like, hey shizy ecom ej oin our squad. ANd i was like, no way dude i want to join XT and they wer e like no ways shizy you suck go join Sysx, so i did and then i got bettern, then i basically made rt and then i made tongue and joined xt.

Lol I remember being in Sysx a long time ago. but then i ditched them to join XT, infact I dont even know what date I joined XT but i know its been a long time now lol.

so glad you guys didn't $#@! this one up

This has been a test, this is only a test . . . .

If this were a real $#@!ing situation anyone voting yes would have promptly been shot in the head.

I'll tell him it was close but he just missed the cut.

I wish there were more demeaning posts here, I would totally move this to the general forum.

Kumquat: I can add some if you would like but I hardly thought they were really neccesary as the squad wouldnt vote him in

My cat just shat all over the bathroom, nice runny squishy stuff.

I think it would get more votes than flounder.

Poll?

He pm'd me in game tonight for support, I said I hadn't checked forums and would, so i gave it a min asaked him if he was flounder and said my vote wouldn't make a difference he didn't make it in.

End of posts. Ahhhhh the old huggable XT.