Lawrence Kasdan returns to the Star Wars sequel Writers pen

Vortrog · Post by **Vortrog** » Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:33 am

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/movies...0215-2egyk.html

Promising...maybe

tsubaki_sanjuro · Post by **tsubaki_sanjuro** » Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:48 am

remake I, II and III rather than do spin offs

please

edit: by "remake" agri means completely rewrite the story

MrChaos · Post by **MrChaos** » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:35 am

maybe we just pretend they never happened Agri-san, so we can just finish the series I made my bones over...

My cousin got a swirly (local slang for getting his head dunked in a toilet and then flushed) for wearing a Star Wars t-shirt to school one day and the ill bred POS who did it decided his equally diminutive relative (me) on a weekend visit was cannon fodder for more of the same "fun". After yours truely taught o'lard the age old lesson that small packages can whip the living @#(! out of you if provoked aka experience and anger can win the day against steeeeeeep odds

o lard's Daddy came down to my Uncle/Aunt's house to express his indignation about the "big" kid who whooped on his boy for no reason. My Aunt called me to the front door, pointed to her 30-50lb lighter and almost foot shorter nephew, said "Sorry Ill teach him to fight kids his own size from now on", and shut the door in his face.

So $#@! George Lucas in the ear for never wanting to finish the series. I hope he loses his money in his couch.

FIZ · Post by **FIZ** » Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:02 am

Nvm, was worded funny. Semantics henceforth understood.

Camaro · Post by **Camaro** » Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:20 am

tsubaki_sanjuro wrote:QUOTE (tsubaki_sanjuro @ Feb 14 2013, 02:48 PM) remake I, II and III rather than do spin offs

please

edit: by "remake" agri means completely rewrite the story

I, II, and III are beyond redemption.

Redo IV, V, and VI except the outcomes are different in each.

i.e. the Imperials blow up Yavin IV in IV.

The Rebels strike a devastating blow in V.

The Imperials finish off the Rebellion in VI.

Heyoka · Post by **Heyoka** » Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:43 am

The New Star Wars (which is what I will henceforth call it, abbreviated as TNSW) will probably only be "good" to those who do not cherish the originals.

The minute some A**hole who isn't Harrison Ford waddles onto the screen and says he's "Han F*cking Solo" and fires a laser shotgun into a crowd of Storm Troopers, triggering the largest explosion in film history which proceeds to launch a chunk of the planet Han just destroyed right into the face of the Super Ultra Awesome Coca-Cola Class Star Destroyer; we will probably feel an intense moment of pure, unrelenting rage which will be stifled the moment we see that bad-ass f*cking explosion.

Post by **BackTrak** » Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:00 am

So, ski resorts have these big field artillery pieces that they use to trigger avalanches on purpose so that they can safely control them when no one's actually on the hill. They shoot the big gun, or send up the ski patrol with some charges, and then they sit back in a remote location and trigger the avalanche and get to watch the show.

ST:TNG was pretty good when they rebooted it.

Vortrog · Post by **Vortrog** » Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:32 am

Camaro wrote:QUOTE (Camaro @ Feb 15 2013, 12:20 PM) I, II, and III are beyond redemption.

Redo IV, V, and VI except the outcomes are different in each.

i.e. the Imperials blow up Yavin IV in IV.

The Rebels strike a devastating blow in V.

The Imperials finish off the Rebellion in VI.

Bucket head eh? Your feelings have betrayed you.

Cam also wants to go back in time and correct the anomaly called the 'the american war' (by the victors)that happened in the 60 - 70s to mirror the result seen in the movie Watchmen.

Cam plays a starring role as.....you guessed it....the Camedian.

Post by **Raveen** » Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:47 am

Everyone who hates the prequals but loves the whole original trilogy wasn't paying attention to Jedi...

Getting a proper writer in is a good thing, and yes, the prequals could have used a damn good edit and redraft or two but Kasdan has a fairly patchy history of Star Wars movies with 50% being any good (and that depends on your opinion of the writing of Empire, which I don't think is it's strong point).

NightRychune · Post by **NightRychune** » Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:53 am

return of the jedi was great

especially the part during the battle of endor where spidey is like "SHE GONNA BLOW" and then explodes