The Hack #6

[TheHack]

The Hack was sitting in the Pook Bar and Grill the other day, waiting for the advertised entertainment to start (the Special Ethel Burlesque show), when he noticed a loud disagreement happening between two drunks sitting at the end of the bar, now the Hack Doesn’t know why, or what relevance it has – but he felt the need to bring the contents of the drunken discussion to you dear reader….
(drunk1 goes by the name of AlienEquipment, drunk2 Goes by the name of AlloyAnger)

AlienEquipment : Wow – I really drank you under the table last night! You must be so ashamed and crying in your beer this morning, and have like the biggest hangover ever nyer! Nyer!.AlloyAnger : Well, I wasn’t in my best drinking mood, I should have eaten more food before I started, and organised the proper food before and paced my drink….AlienEquipment : You always say that! It’s surprising how you never seem to have eaten the right food before our drinking contests, and then you always end up doing technicolour yawns before the end of the night.AlloyAnger : Yeah, I know, I think it’s the sight of the bulk of heavy drinkers like you! And the fact you drink whiskey neat. It just scares me so much I can’t eat before our contests, and plan goes out of the window….AlienEquipment : Maybe your just a drinking lightweight ya’know?AlloyAnger : Well…. Errmm. I did outdrink you last year you know…AlienEquipment : Yeah well, I was puny back then. Now I have taken a course of steroids and eaten lots of raw meat, I am bigger and stronger - Rawrrs!AlloyAnger : Well – we’ll have another drinking contest soon! We’ll show you then! I get to pick the drinks too!AlienEquipment : Bring it….
The Hacks interest waned around at this point as he dozed off only awakening late at night, when everyone else had left, to see the two drunks still arguing in an empty, dark bar.

Conclusions of the evening, (in The Hack’s Eyes…..)
The Hack is gutted at missing the Ethel Floor showThe drunks appear to enjoy arguing about their drinking, more than actually doing the drinking.The drunk named AlienEquipment is either very fearsome nowadays, or is just very loud. Only time will tell.Any relevance this conversation has to any other events is totally coincidental, and in no means intentional.

Quote of the week
No real quote, as fingerpainting with Seymor was just too awesome! Check it out Here.


News In Brief
XT Comfortably Beat SF, through early domination, and finished them of in less than half-hour. I don’t think there’s anything else interesting that happened around this gameBS Beat GB, It appears to The Hack as if the Germanic ones got distracted from using their money to actually buy game winning advantage, by the shiny, shiny Lasers they saw in last weeks edition of “Space Guns Weekly”PK Beat ACE, in what seemed to be a hard fought battle – the Knights of Palidor proved that bombing versus Heavy Ints is not always totally foolhardy.SysX Beat RT. It appears that RT actually made the System work a little for their victory, rumours that a single bead of sweat crept down the brow of one of SysX’s pilots during the battle have been hotly disputed by their team.TigerEye has a new Avatar! You may remember the winning entry from such events as that nightmare you had last night, at 3AM (That’ll teach anyone who said the old avatar was creepy!).

[TheHack]

QUOTE (TheHack @ Feb 24 2010, 02:58 PM) SysX Beat RT. It appears that RT actually made the System work a little for their victory, rumours that a single bead of sweat crept down the brow of one of SysX’s pilots during the battle have been hotly disputed by their team.

I would have wrote more about this game, but i had no apatite for it.......

[Solamnus]

WHAT THE HACK!! IF YOU WANT TO WRITE ABOUT IT THEN JUST DO IT!

[TheHack]

QUOTE (Solamnus @ Feb 25 2010, 12:07 PM) WHAT THE HACK!! IF YOU WANT TO WRITE ABOUT IT THEN JUST DO IT!

QUOTE (TheHack @ Feb 25 2010, 11:06 AM) I would have wrote more about this game, but i had no apatite for it.......

QUOTE (id3nt1ty @ Feb 24 2010, 01:03 PM) *sigh*
If I got a penny every time I heard crap geologist jokes I'd be able pay off my student loan.

The Hack just wanted to make 'id3nt1ty' feel like he should be a penny richer......

[Koln]

Hack you now have to reply your own topics?? You're popularity has gone down faster than the MIR did .

[Cadillac]

Well that's what you get for alienating yourself from everyone.

[Death3D]

The Hack is alien to alienation.

[Clay_Pigeon]

don't be hatin!

[raumvogel]

The bead of sweat was only caused by Spidey yelling at me for missing an aleph prox.

[Vortrog]

The real drunks discussion

Or was it just something I heard Fuzzy and Chopsaw chewing over...cant remember