The Hack #2

[Duckwarrior]

In summary.

The east.



The west.

[Koln]

QUOTE (Raveen @ Jan 15 2010, 03:48 PM) Yes, if you like being cold and looking at rain. Personally I don't.

Then why do you even leave in England, come over to Spain .

[Valiance]

QUOTE (Raveen @ Jan 15 2010, 12:49 AM) You're all a bunch of $#@!ers. East or nothing.

You mean like... Norwich? Good luck with that, I'm sure your cousins are very attractive.




Anyways, Liverpool is the best cuz... we've had all sorts of awesome people come out of it like the Beatles and... our excellent football club(s)! ...oh wait *coughreadingcough*
Well, atleast my small victory is the fact my city wins hands down for hubcap theft, so suck it!


Now to show why Britain is @#(! and why I hate everything:


Birmingham: What you get if crossbreed slough and milton keynes, so screw you Sharp!
Manchester: $#@!ing Manchester. Government pumps billions into it and its still @#(!e, I'd sooner live in Raccoon City.
Leeds. Need I say more? Who the $#@! came from leeds? What has Leeds ever done? What is the purpose of Leeds?
London: How many hobos are there in that city? Your underground is @#(! and the entire place smells of piss.
Nottingham: If there is one city that physically embodies the word chav, it has got to be Nottingham. What a pile of @#(! that desolate Robin Hood obsessed, gun crime ridden excuse for a city it truly is.


The North: Incredibly dull, incredibly wet, incredibly miserable and far too close to Scotland for my liking (Don't get me $#@!ing started on Scotland...
The West: You are all backwards farmers although I admit I find your accent cute (<3 Dorj)
The East: You are all inbred twats with webbed fingers and too many toes.
The South: Your all pompous, all puffs and find it beyond impossible to pronounce the word "grass" correctly; you are not meant to say "grraaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhss" you fools.
The Midlands: A pathetic mix of all other areas.

Places so @#(! they aren't even worthy of me slagging them off:
Newcastle
Bathe
Peckham
Cardiff and Wales as a whole (damn right i'm lookin' at you, Agri)
Burnley *shakes fist at IB*
Norwich
East Anglia as a whole
York
Blackpool
Worcester
Sheffield
Scotland as a whole
Ireland as a whole
Norwich again for good measure




Have I missed anyone?

[IB_]

Those rebellious colonists?

[zombywoof]

I like how we're one group of colonists. Val, go look at Georgia if you want to see webbed fingers.

[Gandalf2]

QUOTE (Valiance @ Jan 15 2010, 05:47 PM) Have I missed anyone?

Oxford?

Guess you could just apply the South thing to us.... though some areas of Oxford are very not-posh.

[sages]

dude

[Ghost of Blue]

QUOTE (TheHack @ Jan 12 2010, 06:50 AM) There's no surprise what the headline story is - it's the DSM versus SysX game, where DSM managed to put up less of a fight than the French did when they met a short moustachioed bad tempered man and his mates......

It's difficult to ascertain what the heck Fed was thinking when he went to all the effort of grabbing new players so they could start the game, and then resigning it before it had really got going.

The bar-room rumour that The Hack most believes is that Fed thinks he's in some "Plucky little Underdog" sports movie - so he's attempting to lose the first few games in the most humiliating way possible - in the hope that a grizzled former alcoholic coach who has lost his faith in the game will come along and galvanise the team.
If true - this leads to the question - Who is the player who will aim 10x better when he gets some new thick glasses? Who is the scary intimidating player who turns out to have a heart of gold? Who is the weedy player who turns out to be far more vicious than the rest of the team put together?
The Hack predicts further recruitment by the Fed while he attempts to fill these vital roles in his master plan.......Needless to say - it will be fun too watch.

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Checkout my sig for an email address. From next post I may include an unsubstantiated rumours section if people start sending me stories. If you can't email - The Hack can normally be found slumped over a bar stool in Pook's Bar & Grill.

I haven't read the whole thread. I rarely come to this BBS. I think Fed's thinking was that it was a losing proposition from the start. I thought we might've had a chance to put up a fight of some kind, but it wasn't to be. I had been looking forward to another big squad game the week before, and this one folding as early as it did was a little disappointing.

It'd be nice to get some brownie points for at least putting up a fight. Maybe if something like that had been in place Fed might've stuck it out longer. I don't know.

[Cadillac]

If something like that had been in place, Fed would have turtled as long possible to try and last until he reached some minimum time limit that would get him points and then he would have resigned. Wasting everyone's time even more than he already did.

It's clear that the only reason he played is to avoid a forfeit, and he resigned incorrectly thinking that he would still get a point.

Additionally, points in the league should not be needed as an incentive to do anything. Neither should they ever be used as one.

[IB_]

BBS?