+100 ways to die in Allegiance

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Koln
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Post by Koln »

35. Trying to dock on your exp while boosting with a GT hvy int and FF on.
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Makida
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36. Aleph to next sector has been replaced by portal to live-fire test course for military androids.
37. Rammed by the pod of the pilot you just narrowly defeated in a dogfight with only a sliver of hull left.
38. Scout you just launched a dumb-fire at miraculously gets the missile to follow it back to you, then swerves away at the last second.
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39. Alt+Tabbing/Switching apps and drifting out of bounds
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Makida
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Post by Makida »

40. Did not stay out of the middle aleph.
41. Ion storm causes ripcord to send you to mirror universe; killed by goatee-sporting version of own team.
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Post by jpomailo2 »

42 Hitting windows key instead of ctrl when trying to mount a nan that you dont have
Jpomail > Does weed always type like that?
FreeBeer > No, no. Sometimes he uses his fingers.
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Rofl girly.
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Post by jpomailo2 »

43 - Ramming an asteroid while back thrusting
44 - Ramming a Miner via over boost
Jpomail > Does weed always type like that?
FreeBeer > No, no. Sometimes he uses his fingers.
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Zdude > I'm moving on. In fact... there's this girl who may be a little on the ugly side but is pretty easy
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Compellor
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Post by Compellor »

45. Ramming a large constructor (not understanding the difference).
46. Ramming a Belters constructor anything.
47. AFK in a base that's under attack.
48. Failing to evade while trying to think of an appropriate Star Wars quote.
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Post by TangoVictor »

49. Attempting to ram the bomber, missing, and flying straight into an enemy proxfield.
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Post by Death3D »

50.

07/24/07 16:30:28: KingArthur (all): Newbi Donate or you will be booted!!! Final warning
07/24/07 16:30:32: KingArthur (all): Read the chat!
07/24/07 16:30:37: Wizard58@SF (Team Lobby): Doah.
07/24/07 16:30:37: HQ (Team Lobby): CnnrT8 has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:31:38: +Clay_Pigeon@ACE (all): everyone on yellow
07/24/07 16:31:40: +Clay_Pigeon@ACE (all): get an int
07/24/07 16:31:43: +Clay_Pigeon@ACE (all): and boost into their exp
07/24/07 16:31:47: $KGJV (all): Acknowledged!
07/24/07 16:31:47: spaceman12 (all): Special Report: More Donatello statues are on their way...
07/24/07 16:31:48: SheffWill@RT (all): yes
07/24/07 16:31:49: *Aeris@PK (all): Roger.
07/24/07 16:31:49: Wizard58@SF (all): Roger.
07/24/07 16:31:49: SheffWill@RT (all): Attack base.
07/24/07 16:31:50: +Clay_Pigeon@ACE (all): ram it down
07/24/07 16:31:51: *Aeris@PK (all): Attack Interceptors.
07/24/07 16:31:51: SheffWill@RT (all): ram it!
07/24/07 16:31:54: $KGJV (all): Attack base.
07/24/07 16:31:58: *Aeris@PK (all): Need Interceptors.
07/24/07 16:32:02: $KGJV (all): Don't defend, it's dead.
07/24/07 16:32:26: SheffWill@RT (all): newbI is not
07/24/07 16:32:32: SheffWill@RT (all): donate or i boot you
07/24/07 16:32:33: SheffWill@RT (all): Read the chat!
07/24/07 16:32:42: HQ (Team Lobby): Mustasch has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:32:43: Fell@RT (all): I PMed him how
07/24/07 16:32:45: SheffWill@RT (all): oh @#(!
07/24/07 16:32:46: *Aeris@PK (all): ...
07/24/07 16:32:47: *Aeris@PK (all): sheffy
07/24/07 16:32:51: nug_diggum (all): ram base
07/24/07 16:32:51: *Aeris@PK (all): epic fail
07/24/07 16:32:53: nug_diggum (all): ok
07/24/07 16:32:54: Fell@RT (all): Sheff?
07/24/07 16:33:21: Kap@SysX (all): haha
07/24/07 16:33:22: nug_diggum (all): like that?
07/24/07 16:33:44: Kap@SysX (all): Laugh it up.
07/24/07 16:33:46: Kap@SysX (all): HO HO HO.
07/24/07 16:34:18: HQ (Team Lobby): SheffWill@RT has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:18: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted SheffWill@RT from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:24: Kap@SysX (all): rofl
07/24/07 16:34:25: HQ (Team Lobby): *Aeris@PK has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:25: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted *Aeris@PK from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:26: Fell@RT (all): rofl
07/24/07 16:34:27: HQ (Team Lobby): HotBird6 has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:27: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted HotBird6 from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:27: Kap@SysX (all): Attack!
07/24/07 16:34:29: Kap@SysX (all): Attack!
07/24/07 16:34:29: Puggle (all): LOL
07/24/07 16:34:30: HQ (Team Lobby): Sl_Wolf has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:30: +BlackViper@Zone (all): what????
07/24/07 16:34:30: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted Sl_Wolf from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:31: Kap@SysX (all): Attack!
07/24/07 16:34:32: HQ (Team Lobby): Fell@RT has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:32: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted Fell@RT from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:33: Draconic (all): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
07/24/07 16:34:34: TheSerb@XT (all): WTF
07/24/07 16:34:35: Kap@SysX (all): hahaha
07/24/07 16:34:35: HQ (Team Lobby): $KGJV has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:35: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted $KGJV from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:36: SaiSoma@BS (all): ok . .this is over
07/24/07 16:34:37: HQ (Team Lobby): Sushi has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:37: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted Sushi from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:38: +BlackViper@Zone (all): what the hell????
07/24/07 16:34:38: nug_diggum (all): ?
07/24/07 16:34:40: HQ (Team Lobby): bioangel has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:40: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted bioangel from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:41: Kap@SysX (all): Yessssss!
07/24/07 16:34:41: HQ (Team Lobby): Draconic has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:41: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted Draconic from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:44: HQ (Team Lobby): Rundown@CDT-B has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:45: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted Rundown@CDT-B from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:45: +BlackViper@Zone (all): afk
07/24/07 16:34:46: Angela@ACE (all): what?
07/24/07 16:34:47: TheSerb@XT (all): O.o
07/24/07 16:34:48: vlymoxyd@SF (all): looks like a 2 month ban comming up
07/24/07 16:34:49: Angela@ACE (all): what is that?
07/24/07 16:34:50: HQ (Team Lobby): KingArthur has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:50: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted KingArthur from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:51: HQ (Team Lobby): SaiSoma@BS has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:51: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted SaiSoma@BS from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:52: Daleth (all): 0_o
07/24/07 16:35:00: camertyu@SysX (all): oh
07/24/07 16:35:02: camertyu@SysX (all): LOL
07/24/07 16:35:02: spammer (all): WTF u want to be banned
07/24/07 16:35:04: Kap@SysX (all): haha
07/24/07 16:35:04: Angela@ACE (all): was that a joke or something?
07/24/07 16:35:08: spaceman12 (all): He ripped!
07/24/07 16:35:11: nug_diggum (all): daoh
07/24/07 16:35:12: SheffWill (all): $#@! sorry
07/24/07 16:35:14: Argonaut (all): omfg
07/24/07 16:35:14: camertyu@SysX (all): Whoopee-$#@!in'-do..hey I'm impressed!
07/24/07 16:35:19: Wizard58@SF (all): can a alleg ples ban this stupif noob
07/24/07 16:35:21: TheSerb@XT (all): He booted just half of your team
07/24/07 16:35:21: Dracula (all): how this moron got comm?
07/24/07 16:35:22: crAftYcelT@SysX (all): wtf?
07/24/07 16:35:22: TheSerb@XT (all): lol
07/24/07 16:35:24: Victoria (all): ban him
07/24/07 16:35:24: +Clay_Pigeon@ACE (all): booted
07/24/07 16:35:31: +BlackViper@Zone (all): he is booted
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Reason: that was sheer failquote Death
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