DSM Wisdom

Parasitism · Post by **Parasitism** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:26 pm

cashto wrote:QUOTE (cashto @ Oct 7 2009, 04:45 PM) Bull@#(!. What about all those vets who get their jollies trying to convince newbies that Pentagram is a symmetrical map?

Oh man good times!

RealPandemonium · Post by **RealPandemonium** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:31 pm

TeeJ wrote:QUOTE (TeeJ @ Oct 7 2009, 03:47 PM) lol? Imagine that. Shizzy doesnt like meds. Who gives a $#@!?

To clarify my motive, anyone who has taken notice to my liking of meds/spam may have also noted that it is always in drama filled, over emotional threads that amount to just about nothing....like this one...

Consider my "medz", post a version of popcorn, but also a possible solution for all you "sand in my pussy" whiney ass *#$@s who could possibly benefit from being medicated.

So, I welcome your ignore list addition with a great big $#@! you.

Now somebody quote it so he can see it.

's Shizzy.

I also am learning to like hate.

Clay_Pigeon · Post by **Clay_Pigeon** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:37 pm

I've finally figured Shautsky out

You have to agree with him. Otherwise, you are obviously acting childish, immature, and are taking the game too seriously. If you don't agree with him, then you're in it for the ego-trip, and want to act like a big bad man on the Internet to make up for your pathetic excuse for a real life. Disagree with Shautsky, and you're basically a hollow shell of a man, clinging to a video game for any sense of purpose in an indifferent universe.

And since I just called him out, that makes me a sad man, with no friends and no chance of ever getting laid.

....

can i have a hug?

Post by **zombywoof** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:39 pm

Broodwich · Post by **Broodwich** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:40 pm

Clay_Pigeon wrote:QUOTE (Clay_Pigeon @ Oct 7 2009, 02:37 PM) can i have a hug?

sorry your epeen is too big to get close enough

Parasitism · Post by **Parasitism** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:41 pm

Clay_Pigeon wrote:QUOTE (Clay_Pigeon @ Oct 7 2009, 05:37 PM) I've finally figured Shautsky out

You have to agree with him. Otherwise, you are obviously acting childish, immature, and are taking the game too seriously. If you don't agree with him, then you're in it for the ego-trip, and want to act like a big bad man on the Internet to make up for your pathetic excuse for a real life. Disagree with Shautsky, and you're basically a hollow shell of a man, clinging to a video game for any sense of purpose in an indifferent universe.

And since I just called him out, that makes me a sad man, with no friends and no chance of ever getting laid.

....

can i have a hug?

*Huggles ClayPigeon*

Clay_Pigeon · Post by **Clay_Pigeon** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:43 pm

Jimen wrote:QUOTE (Jimen @ Oct 7 2009, 03:40 PM) I didn't make up the thing about vets giving wrong info, Spidey, it's on the wiki - in the Enforcement FAQ, in fact, under the (now-outdated) section on newbie servers which says that vets generally aren't allowed to even sit in the lobby of newbie games because "Too many previous vets have spoiled it by giving wrong information on purpose to spoil the game play for new players". If that's wrong info, then feel free to edit the important FAQ page that's linked from the main page of the wiki that I got that tidbit from.

Jimen is right on this point. I think Spidey was AFK at the time, but there was a period when a small group of all-stars decided that it would be awesome to sit on the newbie server and say things like "you should always rush shipyard" or "unless the money is set on 9/2.5, it isn't a real game." When those newbies lost their tags, they had a less-than-100% positive experience on the vet servers. That was several years ago (early 2006?)...I wasn't even a ZL then.

Clay_Pigeon · Post by **Clay_Pigeon** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:43 pm

Broodwich wrote:QUOTE (Broodwich @ Oct 7 2009, 05:40 PM) sorry your epeen is too big to get close enough

I know. It has been 4 hours. Should I call a doctor?

Drizzo · Post by **Drizzo** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:45 pm

$#@! a doctor, you need Batman

Sealer · Post by **Sealer** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:47 pm

Clay_Pigeon wrote:QUOTE (Clay_Pigeon @ Oct 7 2009, 11:37 PM) I've finally figured Shautsky out

You have to agree with him. Otherwise, you are obviously acting childish, immature, and are taking the game too seriously. If you don't agree with him, then you're in it for the ego-trip, and want to act like a big bad man on the Internet to make up for your pathetic excuse for a real life. Disagree with Shautsky, and you're basically a hollow shell of a man, clinging to a video game for any sense of purpose in an indifferent universe.

And since I just called him out, that makes me a sad man, with no friends and no chance of ever getting laid.

....

can i have a hug?

I'd rather see another 'how long does it take 'till he takes consequences for his $#@!ing ignorance?' post from you, but I do understand if you found that tactic not working. I, though, insist that someone makes him stfu and puts a foot in his mouth already.

*hugs Clay*