Your favourite kill... ever?

Tactical advice, How-to, Post-mortem, etc.
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TurkeyXIII
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Post by TurkeyXIII »

I accidentally rammed a miner to death once.

My tf scout ran out of ammo with only a sliver of hull left on the miner. The D was starting to swarm, I figured screw it, and ripped out. Moments before the rip timer finished, my forward momentum carried me into the miner and I bumped against it, blowing it up.
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Vortrog
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Post by Vortrog »

tl version:
My favourite kill was he1617 I think....he was a wiley fella....kept trying to spin away from my Galv while offloading He to a miner....but I was smarter...I orbited it at the same rotation rate while dodging that miner and his electric thingy's and that semed to make the roid's hull go down faster so i didnt have to ram it or change to dis1.......you see rotating at the same velocity as a 'roid gives you a phantom 50kb and +4 to hit, +5 to damage and 800ms lagspike...plus berzerker rage.......I swear I heard it loading missiles and Cruise Booster about the same time it had summoned a Specmine Con and I got it down to 0.01% hull but again, my Galv and bonus' were too powerful and it blew up killing all it's mynocks in the process. It made the Con ragequit, spam Harold3,leave SysX and start a Rant called "Spork Drama 3".
Totally awesome...never to be repeated!!

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Post by Shizoku »

I was flying a cruiser and I nuked a miner, instant kill, it was classy.
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Post by SumVeritas »

Back in CadetII dm week, we were ic exp vs belts sup, probe eye a carr like 2 sectors away, Terran and me got ints and get over the sector to kill carr, as we get there and start shooting the thing, 3 figs rips in and kill terr, then they started shooting at me so i go around the carrier while shooting it (interestingly enough 3 belts figs and none nanning), then Crono rips in and killed me, so i figured it would be boring to walk home in a pod so decided to suicide on the carrier (while Terran pms me some loling about how close we were to kill it) so crono rips back to wherever and the 3 figs still weren't nanning the carrier (they were occupied on vcing stupid taunts on all chat), as i hit it with my pod and go back home i read "you have killed carrier", i start laughing, while Terran asked me what happen, i told him and watch him spam rofl on all chat.
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MrChaos
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Post by MrChaos »

My favorite kill...


This one time at band camp
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Post by zombywoof »

MrChaos wrote:QUOTE (MrChaos @ Jul 15 2009, 10:25 PM) My favorite kill...


This one time at band camp
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Post by Vortrog »

phoenix1 wrote:QUOTE (phoenix1 @ Jul 16 2009, 03:29 PM) "I saw this really hot chick and I killed the hermit and reached the Orc Chasm all by myself."
I heard it was multiple Orc Chasm's
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Post by Sycrus »

either

my first sg in XT, ACE came full speed through the aleph (noir screaming on TS because we didn't drop in time) and I had just launched in a scout in time to square up to the bomber, drop prox2 and get podded. Seconds later TS goes from "$#@! $#@! $#@! $#@!" to "$#@! YES $#@! YES $#@! YES" with noir still screaming as mcw and his bomb crew plowed through my prox to save an XT exp.

strike700 and I going at it in a sector in our hvys and I pod him for the first time and I survive with 1% hull or something like that, and as I was pming him in amazement, he pods me with his pod. not my kill, but still hilarious.

coming back from an nme sector with no fuel, 1 clip of ammo and quarter hull, grav comes through the aleph after losing a base in his int, eyes me, tries to kill me, out of hope I lagjump (sorry grav) and we pod eachother

KevK comes straight at me in a rix mg3 hvy with a 45 (me in a IC hvy with a 21) and I eye him as he shoots at me, I managed to pod and pk him.
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Post by Arson_Fire »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXv175-ekSQ
at around 0:20

Ok that was an assist, not a kill, but it was still cool.
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Post by SpaceJunk »

Bios vs Something exp

I'm escorting a miner half way between the base and an enemy sector. Half team is busy somewhere else. Suddenly, the enemy is spotted coming with the whole cavalry and their grandmothers, including a bunch of heavy ints to kill the camp.

I think, 'what the heck...' Drop shields, drop missiles and start heading to the aleph. The ints fly in, I engage heavy cloak, the whole squad passes about 200m around me towards the base, informing probably that the aleph is clear. Energy runs out and I plunge into the aleph dropping mines with all my might. The bomber train hits it at full speed, loses four units and aborts.
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