Your favourite kill... ever?

Xeretov · Post by **Xeretov** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:00 pm

Dreg vs. Belts, I'm on the Dreg team. IIRC we had gat2 enh figs with MP1.

They (belts) get a new miner out at the garr, so I go after it. Boost full speed into the garr sector and Terran is boosting from the garr to the aleph I just came through. I drop the minepack, throw a dumbfire at him as we pass each other at full speed and keep going. I didn't expect him to, but he ate the MP a second later.

I then spot the miner as another dreg fig comes into the sector behind me, about 4K away. I chase it to the green door, pod a scout nan and get the miner down to half hull before getting podded myself. The fig behind me gets it to absolutely nothing before getting podded too. Their miner is sitting there with next to no hull left, but nobody is nanning it either. I have a 40 KB, so I go full speed in my pod at the miner and ram it.

The miner dies, and the 3 figs flying around the green door are wondering wtf killed it.

Death3D · Post by **Death3D** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:08 pm

HSharp wrote:QUOTE (HSharp @ Jul 15 2009, 06:40 AM) Some time ago when I was trying to solo a miner with an interceptor, miner starts heading to base and I see a nan flying towards it so I try the technique I learned from champy of ramming the miner past the nan, however this nan was having none of that and ordered the miner to him so there he is heading towards the miner, there I am ramming miner towards him, just as he reaches the miner the miner strafes to the side and me and the nan collide at something stupid like me going 270mps and him going 100mps, he explodes and I live to kill the miner

I think that was D3D but one of my favourite kills ever.

CronoDroid · Post by **CronoDroid** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:34 pm

My favourite kill is one time we were playing a regular IC Exp vs Rix Exp game. I was on IC, and Weed and aarm were on the enemy team. So I was whoring them in my IC Hvy while they were flying regular Ints (this was back when I was good) but eventually they managed to get Heavy Ints up. So aarm and Weed, being the noob whorers they are, whored our team while I whored their team trying to get their KBs. Unfortunately they always flew side by side which made them very difficult to kill so I kept losing my KB trying. EVENTUALLY we met on the open battlefield and I was tasked with taking care of their KBs. So I get aarm's 47 or whatever and started taunting him over TS and PM'ing him with things like "BIATCH!" Unfortunately Weed is like 500m away and because I was too busy typing and talking on TS he destroys me...but not before I damage him enough for the noobs flying behind me to chase him down and run into Defi's prox!

I have almost ten thousand kills and 95% of them were noobs so I just happened to remember these ones. Otherwise I really don't have any memorable kills.

Pedowich · Post by **Pedowich** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:36 pm

CronoDroid wrote:QUOTE (CronoDroid @ Jul 15 2009, 06:34 PM) I was on my team

I always try to be on my team, if possible or practical.

CronoDroid · Post by **CronoDroid** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:37 pm

Uh, I meant to say I was on IC.

Pedowich · Post by **Pedowich** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:39 pm

Are you dictating again with your Aussie accent?

CronoDroid · Post by **CronoDroid** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:13 pm

My number one goal in FA.org life is to be quoted in sigs. So far I have you and Gooeyfish. Unfortunately I rarely say anything controversial.

Broodwich · Post by **Broodwich** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:14 pm

CronoDroid wrote:QUOTE (CronoDroid @ Jul 15 2009, 03:34 PM) (this was back when I was good)

lexaal · Post by **lexaal** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:32 pm

bored.

FIZ · Post by **FIZ** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:58 pm

Adv Belt Fig. Dumb 2. Me, E bomber, 7 E nans. Raaaamkerplunk.

I thought I was the one that podded, took me 5 seconds to realize i still had half hull.