You know you've played alleg too long when...

Post by **zombywoof** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:41 am

So I was at a brawl tournament after which I was playing King DeDeDe against Falco in a friendly match. King DeDeDe is a big fat penguin who's slow as $#@!, and Falco is a quick bird with a laser-gun. I couldn't hit falco to save my life, and eventually shouted "Dodging my attacks is cheating, face the facts!"

The whole group of people watching (fifteen or twenty) started cackling, and I've move the allegiance trend of (blank) is cheating, face the facts! into the UCDavis Smash scene.

Correct · Post by **Correct** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:15 am

Deathrender wrote:QUOTE (Deathrender @ Jan 12 2009, 07:39 PM) When You constantly talk about Crono's sexy accent that almost made you gay...

I didn't know you were a girl.

Sealer · Post by **Sealer** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:28 pm

*you recognize when IB makes a weak pun and think "Damn, it wasn´t like this before. Damn you, fascist admins!"*

spliffyhat · Post by **spliffyhat** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:40 pm

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Cadillac · Post by **Cadillac** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:03 pm

So true, spliffy. So true.

TeeJ · Post by **TeeJ** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:16 pm

In the US, we have several names we use to label said type. Some of which I will not list here, but a couple is "flojjers" (sp?) and one that is less used is "posers".

MrChaos · Post by **MrChaos** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:56 pm

tjbutler wrote:QUOTE (tjbutler @ Jan 13 2009, 10:16 AM) In the US, we have several names we use to label said type. Some of which I will not list here, but a couple is "flojjers" (sp?) and one that is less used is "posers".

Moved to the suburbs to give the kid a better education, all while finishing college. Worked three jobs, while going to college full time JUST so I can afford this little apartment near a nice grade school... Anyhoo some wanna-be poser is fronting giving everyone a hard stare outside the local grog shop. My son and I are both on the way in to the store and him in his joy for some treat runs ahead and tries to open the door. Tries because poser is holding the door shut, and giving him his best killer look. Tells him scram. My son is 6 and this kid is about 17. I calmly walk up and ask him to remove himself from the door as my son wishes to enter. He gives me a sneer but let's the door open. On the way out my son is kind of afraid of poser and is standing close to me. Poser smirks. I ask my son to get in the car. I say very calming to him to make careful note of my son, my wife, my car, and myself. I then tell him if the next time my son sees the poser he isn't a happy boy then he will meet said wife after I ram his $#@!ing head through my car windshield. His reply was I kid you not, " yes sir." Posers are easy you only need to be harder then them and mean it.

MrChaos

edit: my --> my son

neotoxin · Post by **neotoxin** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:15 pm

MrChaos wrote:QUOTE (MrChaos @ Jan 13 2009, 12:56 PM) Posers are easy you only need to be harder then them and mean it.

MrChaos

Or remind them that you grew up a couple blocks from 8-Mile and seen @#(! he only thought existed in a GTA video game.

minigun · Post by **minigun** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:51 pm

you've played allegiance to long when....

your watching star wars movie and imagine some
of the lines as this....

KevK: if you only new the power of the darkside. XT never told you what happened to your father.
Kevdude: XT told me enough! XT told me you killed him!
KevK: no. i am your father.
Kevdude: no...that's not true! that's impossible!
KevK: search your feelings. you know it to be true.
Kevdude: NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOO!

KevK: kevdude, you can destroy the XT. XT has forseen this. it is your destiny. join me, and together we can rule allegiance as father and son.

NGRU Cautious · Post by **NGRU Cautious** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:26 pm

minigun wrote:QUOTE (minigun @ Jan 13 2009, 07:51 PM) you've played allegiance to long when....

your watching star wars movie and imagine some
of the lines as this....

KevK: if you only new the power of the darkside. XT never told you what happened to your father.
Kevdude: XT told me enough! XT told me you killed him!
KevK: no. i am your father.
Kevdude: no...that's not true! that's impossible!
KevK: search your feelings. you know it to be true.
Kevdude: NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOO!

KevK: kevdude, you can destroy the XT. XT has forseen this. it is your destiny. join me, and together we can rule allegiance as father and son.

'gu